Dainyl: Archive

“There is something about words. In expert hands, manipulated deftly, they take you prisoner. Wind themselves around your limbs like spider silk, and when you are so enthralled you cannot move, they pierce your skin, enter your blood, numb your thoughts. Inside you they work their magic.” —

Dianne Setterfield (via zodiaccrimes)

*sigh*

So very, very true.

(via cranniesinmybrain)

Feb 28, 2012284 notes

#quotes #words #Dianne Setterfield

Feb 28, 2012506 notes

“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape. Even in the case of rape, telling CNN recently that a woman, in that case, should, and I quote, ‘make the best out of a bad situation, and accept the gift from God.’ Wow. I think women should say the same thing to Santorum, Andy, after from now until the end of his weaselly life, they see him in the street and kick him in the fucking balls. ‘Please accept this gift from God, Rick, this pointed-shoed gift to your plums. Why are you rolling around on the ground crying, Rick? Please make the best out of this bad situation. In fact, rejoice, because I believe another lady is coming over to gift you with another high-velocity nut shot. Praise be, Rick! God is graciously raining gifts into your groinal area, you fucking douche.’” —John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via stfuconservatives, sixpencesoulcake)

Feb 28, 201218,524 notes

#XD #let's do it

Feb 28, 2012458 notes

Play

Feb 27, 20125,601 notes

#WHAT IS AIR?!

Feb 27, 201284,001 notes

#ahahhahh yes

Feb 27, 20121,885 notes

#troy barnes #season 2 #For a Few Paintballs More

Feb 27, 2012755 notes

Feb 27, 201210,535 notes

Don't Stop Me Now Queen

scotchtrooper:

Don’t Stop Me Now - Queen

KILL THE QUEEN

Feb 27, 201227,038 notes

#Queen #music

*Chuckles* Haaaalp

iambenshaw:

Feb 27, 20128,721 notes

#lol #funny #gif #demolition #demolish #tash #moustache #buildings #crash #no #halp #help #dusty #funny #hehehe

Feb 27, 2012206 notes

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Feb 26, 2012143 notes

#Discworld #interesting times #what discworld taught me

Feb 26, 20122,079 notes

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Feb 26, 201212,226 notes

Please reblog this if you know someone who has been eaten by Reavers and is now the hood ornament of a Reaver ship. About 85% of people will not reblog this because they have no idea what a Reaver is; about 10% will start speaking Chinese, or say something profound like, "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you", and about 5% will start singing "The Hero of Canton".

nudityandnerdery:

sinninginsecret:

browncoats:

redcloud: A few will just whisper, “Miranda”. Best to leave those ones alone, and quickly.

Fun fact: ‘pretty floral bonnet’ was my old safe phrase.

I only used it for tickles, and it failed miserably because I could only get out “preh-fluh-fluh” because I was giggling too much.

^^^That is the best.

Feb 25, 20123,148 notes

Feb 25, 2012844 notes

#kate upton #staring contest #boobs #naughty #blonde #hot #funny

This was a lot of fun to make XD

nerdgirlproblems:

halibear22:

XD

Feb 25, 201229,827 notes

#sherlock #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #benedict cumberbatch #martin freeman #john watson #reichenbach fall #omg I'm crying

Reading Hurts

treesquirrrel:

That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.