heygloria: nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street
sycophancy: riddlemetom: unfollower: I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden you push that stroller sassy spiderman! you fight those bad guys girlfriend! you...
nudityandnerdery: “I lost someone I care about. He didn’t die, he just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny…” ”Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?” “No, he’s about your height.” “Is he better looking?” “It is you, stupid!” Suki and Sokka are such a great couple.
The Disc’s greatest lovers were undoubtedly Mellius and Gretelina, whose pure,...– Mort by Terry Pratchett (via cheesuscrust)
anacondom: bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function i can’t even do that right
partybarackisinthehousetonight: you say i’m committing plagiarism? well i don’t know what that means so i guess i’ll take your word
my hair is awesome: Reality TV →
deanleysen: I recently noticed that people who join those reality TV singing competitions have the exact same backstories as fighting game characters. There is always someone doing it for their sick or deceased mother, then there’s always someone who wants to prove he’s better than everybody else, someone who lost his job and needs the money, etc. I just wish they also had the evil clichés,...
‘Mistress Weatherwax is the head witch, then, is she?’ ‘Oh no!’ said Miss...– Tiffany, Miss Level, Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky (2004)